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Satan's Blues [Dec. 8th, 2006|03:36 pm]
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*Satan at the piano, playing to an unseen audience*

Went down to the crossroads, what did you think I'd see
Whole long line of people, tryin' to sell their souls to me
You know I blame that goddamn Robert Johnson, he made it so trendy

...an' if you think he went through hell before, you should see what happened *after* I got hold of him, you know what I'm sayin'...

What the hell you people think that I want your souls for anyway
I got a basement full of them now, they're all cluttering up the place
Well they just sit there like Christmas fruitcakes, growing staler day by day

*into the solo*

...this whole damnation kick was God's idea, y'know. Stuck me with it just to get back at me.
Weird sense of humor, that one...

Well y'know hell is just God's junk drawer, full of souls he can't repair
I don't do a damn thing to 'em, it's torture enough just being there
And that's the cruelest thing 'bout hell...

*emphasized chord, tacet*

...that the devil just don't care.


*bringing it home with a flourish, sits back, and lets Them fill up his jar with tips*

*piano bursts into flames just for effect*
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(no subject) [Dec. 1st, 2006|09:51 am]
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[mood |empty]

*hollow, howling wind*
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(no subject) [Oct. 2nd, 2006|07:19 am]
Them (from There)
[Current Location |Nightmare Halls]

In the Nightmare Halls


Little Pfred... little Pfred... come in... come in... we dare you!
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(no subject) [Aug. 16th, 2006|07:43 am]
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[Current Location |Central Cortex]

ALERT DEFEND ALERT DEFEND

CENTRAL CORTEX VIOLATED

PROTECT PARTY MACHINE AT ALL COSTS
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(no subject) [Aug. 16th, 2006|07:10 am]
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[Current Location |Incomprehensible Maze]

FOOLS!

YOU WILL NEVER ESCAPE THE INCOMPREHENSIBLE MAZE

THE GUARDIAN CREATURE WILL DESTROY YOU ALL

HA HA HA HA
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(no subject) [Aug. 16th, 2006|05:19 am]
Them (from There)
[Current Location |Liminal Space]

WELCOME TO HELL
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(no subject) [Aug. 15th, 2006|08:59 am]
Them (from There)
[Current Location |The Processing Area]

REPAIRS COMPLETE

CHARACTERS GUILTY OF TRANSREAL FRATERNISATION WILL WAIT HERE FOR FULL PROCESSING
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A fresh coat of white paint [Aug. 12th, 2006|09:52 am]
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Repairs almost complete. New plan in progress.

The Fifth Wall shall fall.

The Fifth Wall shall fall.

The Fifth Wall shall fall.
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ALERT ALERT ALERT [Aug. 9th, 2006|11:06 am]
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EXPLOSION IN WAITING ROOM

INTERNAL PARTITION FRACTURED

PRISONERS ESCAPING PRISONERS ESCAPING PRISONERS ESCAPING
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(no subject) [Aug. 8th, 2006|07:20 am]
Them (from There)
[Current Location |Liminal Space]

INTRUDERS

IDENTIFY YOURSELVES
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